I was at the Central Cinema watching Break tonight and I had the pleasure of seeing one of the last scenes that David Carradine ever recorded, in which he plays a weird sort of criminal type whose home is overrun with a bunch of sex slaves. One of the sex slaves is a little person led around by Carradine on a leash. Something about seeing David Carradine tighten that leash around his hand was quite surreal considering that the guy's death a couple weeks ago was dripping in sexual intrigue. Having Carradine order our hero to nail The Luscious Brunette played by 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Jamie Lynn was a nice way to top the scene off though. (Break comes out on DVD July 14th - Load your Netflix queues)
But even with all that weirdness to chew on, the only thing I can think about is this set of photo's of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Auction taken by The Stranger's Lindy West.