You may be asking yourself, what is STIFF Licks? And more importantly, how can I get my girlfriend to do it to me? Well perv, I hate to burst your boner, but STIFF Licks is not a sexual euphemism. However, if fresh, kick-ass music makes you horny…then you better throw on a pair of rubber gloves and a rain jacket, because this is going to get messy.
In addition to our obsession with movies, we are retarded for music. When Seattle’s True Independent Film Festival was born 6 years ago, the heaping pile of afterbirth that followed became STIFF Licks. Now well past her infancy, Lil’ Stiffy Licks is not only walking and talking, she’s shouting profanities, tossing back a fifth of Jack every day and scaring the bejeezus out of your mom….and we couldn’t be more proud.
This year we are serving up a full plate of some of Seattle’s coolest bands. Not to mention a couple of out-of-town guests that we are ecstatic to have with us. The deal is simple, if your idea of a fun evening is kicking back with an apple-tini while enjoying a hip slice of the Seattle arts scene and making statements like, “I’m in the best shape of my life!” or “What do you mean you raw-dogged my sister?”….then perhaps you should just stay home and cry yourself to sleep for being so boring. But if you live your life one beer at a time and the soundtrack to your drunken stupor ranges anywhere from funky-psychedelic-electro pop to up-your-ass-with-a-steel-toed-boot rock & roll, then STIFF Licks is here for you. You’re welcome.